PlatypusParty

*114010

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via sfux)

*50914

(Source: suckmyzicock, via omako)

*2342

ask-pitchs-wardrobe:

I may have tried their styles too and not just clothes, just as an experiment, mind you. But that’s a different story.

[OOC Note:] The pink dress is from a wonderful fanart that I got from an Anonfan:

And I think I saw “Pitch Gold” first time in here so credit for that:
http://aroshi-wish.tumblr.com/post/37915030336/how-about-some-corrupted-pitch-my-guess-is-if

(via epicdetour9)

*27734

beastlydoyleman:

I found a penny covered in glitter today

I named it Ke¢ha

(via bedragonned)

*87058

england: someone go call america for me.
france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
canada: hold up i got this
canada: aHEM.
france:
england:
canada: WHAT TEAM??
[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
america: WILDCATS

*107165

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

*23463

(via generalgreed)

*153808

itsajensenthing:

oh shit

this changes everything

(Source: ufocottoncandy, via generalgreed)

*105252

i-rememberitall-too-well:

hell-books:

1950sunlimited:

High School Fads, 1944

not interested in men

“out to get herself a man”

(via generalgreed)

*39883

(Source: thetoilettissue, via vvorldwideweb)

*79549

(Source: jake-clark, via lrvin)

*90027

dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible

(Source: floricawild, via thomasthetalkingengine)

*23798

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via laughcentre)

*160320

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: johncest, via laughcentre)

*13329

(Source: distinguishedbaloney, via thomasthetalkingengine)